Open with your best gag. Finish with your second best. Make sure your face matches the material. Sell your routine . . . Matt Millz LOVES stand up comedy. Hes studied the best. Hes memorized all the advice. He spends hours writing new gags and thinking up crazy sketches . . . So when the school run a talent contest, of course hes going to enter. What he doesnt count on is: Last minute total meltdown His best mate pulling out zero seconds before going on Teeny tiny Kitty Hope and her own bonkers ambitions His stepdads own funny ideas And headmaster, Meredith Pavey, who very definitely has it in for him. Comedy gold from a comedy genius.